XXXCalibur by Mister Hankey’s Toys
You may have heard of the XXXCalibur by Mister Hankey’s Toys before. As legend has it, King Arthur obtained the throne by pulling this legendary dildo from deep within the ass of a hairy bear. Only after many others had repeatedly failed at this challenge. As written by historians, when Arther went to pull on the XXXCalibur, the clouds in the sky parted, a light shone down on Arthur from the heavens above and the XXXCalibur slowly slid out. Arthur raised the dildo in the air and proclaimed “I AM the Ass-Master!”
This toy has 360 degree balls, a wide shaft with very nice vein/skin texture and a sword like look with a pointed tip for easy entry and deep-depth navigation. The XXXCalibur is available in two unique sizes, the Med/LG and the LG/XL.
***All sizes come with vacuum attachment hole so that the toy can be attached to a sex machine or strap on
**All toys are available in Mr. Hankey’s Soft Firmnesses. The soft firmnesses is softer and more giving. This level of firmness is more like a penis that is 75-80% hard; still a bit soft yet fully functional and, according to our customers, a bit more “lifelike” feeling.
Why Mr. Hankey?
Mister Hankey creates the best realistic dildos on the market, modeled after real porn celebs, and life-cast so it’s almost like the real thing. Made from 100% safe platinum silicone to ensure that your new special friend is safe, long-lasting, and above all, perfect for whatever tickles your fancy. They use only the highest-performing grades of silicone in their toys, all of them extensively tested to prevent irritation and skin sensitization. They offer toys ranging from the tried-and-true realistic dildo, to giant and extreme dildos and fantasy-inspired sex toys. If you’ve ever wondered about “out of this world” fun, Hankey’s Toys can help.
See the entire line of Mr. Hankey’s Toys that we have available here.