There is no greater or more beautiful intimacy between people than sexual play. These moments are a special time when we can be our true selves with another whom we love. It is a place without judgment or fear. It is a place to explore in safety and love. I make toys for lovers who understand and respect how special this time is. My customers want something special for a special time, something that reflects the precious esteem they have for each other. All of my paddles and dildos are unique, made by hand. The woods and finishes I use each have a different character, a different feel, a different resonance. Sharp and Fast, Slow and Heavy, Stinging. Shaking. Smooth and Silky, Rough and Abrasive. Their looks can be Exotic or Plain, Detailed or Simple. All of my dildos and butt plugs are unique as well, made by hand. Large. Small, Simple, Detailed. Textured or Smooth or Both. To note: they are not meant to be used internally without an unlubricated condom. I can design and make one specifically for you, in the wood of your choice, in the shape of your choice, towards the experience you’re after–perhaps carved with your name, or your lover’s name, or a favorite word or quotation.

Please email [email protected] and we can start a conversation about what you’d like.

–Mondaugen

FAQ’s

What’s the cost?
I cannot and do not compete with mass-produced, single-design toy manufacturers. What you get from me is an authentic, unique work of art. Paddles range from $75 to $300 plus personalization such as incised names or words; dildos from $50 to $120, and up.

Um, Finish? Splinters?
This should not be a concern, for the types of woods I use and the way that I make and design them, precludes splinters.
If you break the paddle through misuse, however, you may have splinters. I half-joke that you’re probably committing a felony if you break one of my paddles on your bottom’s bottom. Please handle the paddle with loving care, just as you do with everything and everyone you care for.

To note, the dildos I make are primarily decorative. They should be wrapped in a condom if they are used internally. Liquids will not cause splinters, but will cause the finish to decay.